The Perfect Phone

Posted: 07/10/2008

Back around the time the original Super Monkey Ball came out, a few of us were goofing off at work, dreaming up the perfect phone. I can’t recall the entire list of features we wanted, but I do remember we wanted full Internet, excellent gaming, and a stun gun. I am happy to announce we are there, folks.

Okay, the iPhone does not have a stun gun, but it appears tasers are pretty useless in real life.

It does have Motion X Poker, Zen Pinball: Rollercoaster, Critter Crunch, and freakin’ Super Monkey Ball! Check out The Ultimate Guide to iPhone Games over at Kotaku and get yo’ ass an iPhone already!

“There’s Mimi, and Baby… MONKEY BALL!”

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