The Perfect Phone

Posted: 07/10/2008

Back around the time the original Super Monkey Ball came out, a few of us were goofing off at work, dreaming up the perfect phone. I can’t recall the entire list of features we wanted, but I do remember we wanted full Internet, excellent gaming, and a stun gun. I am happy to announce we are there, folks.

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Okay, the iPhone does not have a stun gun, but it appears tasers are pretty useless in real life.

It does have Motion X Poker, Zen Pinball: Rollercoaster, Critter Crunch, and freakin’ Super Monkey Ball! Check out The Ultimate Guide to iPhone Games over at Kotaku and get yo’ ass an iPhone already!

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“There’s Mimi, and Baby… MONKEY BALL!”

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