Kurt Cobain, You’re so Vain
Posted: 08/31/2009Actually, he wasn’t. Wesley Willis only said that because it rhymed. He also said suck a male camel’s dick with Hoisen sauce. And he headbutted me. Mike was there, and can confirm this is 100% true. But I’m getting off topic.
Kurt Cobain is in Guitar Hero 5. Think about that for a second. Here’s a guy who had trouble buying himself a “fancy” new car (it was a Lexus if you’re wondering, and he returned it two days later when his friends made fun of it) after he became rich, and now he’s fronting Activision’s 5th installment of their dying cash cow they milked one too many times.
If Kurt knew he’d be polygonally immortalized wearing a cardigan and a shirt drawn by Daniel Johnston, I’m pretty sure he would have never touched either ever in his life. Maybe it would have been something a little less ESRB friendly.
So who’s really behind this commercial betrayal of everything Kurt? Frances Bean? I doubt it. I’m looking at you, Courtney.
