Razor

Posted: 11/12/2007

I just got back from the 2 hour theatrical screening of Battlestar Galatica: Razor, presented by Mass Effect, Xbox 360, Sci Fi, and Zune.  What, you don’t watch Battlestar?  Why must you continue to deny yourself the best modern science fiction made?  And to think you call yourself a fan of the genre.  All those hours watching Star Trek: the Next Generation were essentially preparation for this series.  You’re an adult now, and your scifi has grown up as well.

Battlestar Galactica: Razor

But I digress.  I had a hunch Battlestar would make it to the big screen, I just never expected it to happen so soon.   I am not complaining, though I do have a couple complaints.  Well, maybe that’s too strong of a word.  I have a couple suggestions.  One, the middle of a highly immersive space scifi plot, is not the best time to try to get the audience into your supposedly highly immersive space scifi game plot, Mass Effect.  Microsoft decided to inartfully insert a 60 second plug for Mass Effect smack in the middle of the Battlestar screening (chased by the same Zune commercial we saw right before the start of the show).  How do you expect everyone to switch gears from the intricate, carefully crafted story arch we were just witnessing to the cheese-wiz of a story of a game… all in 60 seconds? Also, no matter how good the graphics are for your game, they are going to look like ass compared to the CG special effects and real actors we were just watching seconds ago.  I felt bad for feeling this way, especially when Mass Effect looks like it shows hot intergalactic lesbian action so much promise.  It just wasn’t the best timing, Microsoft.  But I do thank you for sponsoring the event and picking up the tab, thus making it possible.  I’ll be sure to buy J Allard a drink next time I see him.

While we are on the subject of making things possible, how about bringing the BSG series out on Blu-ray?  Oh, don’t feign being appalled by the mere question.  Does it really need to be played as pawn in your silly format war?  I have a friend who is not going to buy your HD-DVD player attachment, but I really want them to start spending some quality time with one of the best series ever made.

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