Famima!! vs. 7-Eleven
Posted: 08/10/2007I hate 7-Eleven. It may be the 7-Eleven smell of burnt coffee and dried Slurpee syrup that permeates your clothes and every product they sell. Or it could be the fact that the only time I have ever had a loaded gun pointed in my direction was when I was driving by a 7-Eleven. The cops were yelling for some guys to put their faces on the pavement. I just happened to be driving between. It feels like any time you are in a 7-Eleven it could go all Raising Arizona on your ass in an instant.
I wish 7-Elevens would speed up their larva phase, enter their cocoons, and emerge as beautiful winged Famima!!s. Until then I would prefer just to ignore 7-Eleven. This is hard to do, factoring in how rampant they are. Do you honestly need 5 within walking distance? And they sometimes suddenly transform into Kwik-E-Marts, which in turn makes me have to stand in line and buy things. Now 7-Elevens are taking pre-orders for the Halo 3 midnight launch. I guess this may be a good fit. You will be able to snag your Master Chief flavored Mountain Dew while you’re picking up your copy of Halo 3.
Maybe Famima!! will hold a Folklore midnight launch…
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la, video games, wtf
