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Kotaku Rising
Posted: 07/14/2008
Kotaku had their annual pre-E3 party at the Golden Gopher last night in beautiful downtown LA. While attendance more than doubled this year, the bar staff shrank to a single tender. If not for Leigh Alexander’s womanly
assetscharm, the Kotaku inner circle would have been left dry and sober. But alas, 7 & 7′s were flowing like Cresente’s beautiful mane.Thanks for the drinks, guys! Now on to some hungover liveblogging of Microsoft’s E3 2008 Press Conference.
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The Perfect Phone
Posted: 07/10/2008Back around the time the original Super Monkey Ball came out, a few of us were goofing off at work, dreaming up the perfect phone. I can’t recall the entire list of features we wanted, but I do remember we wanted full Internet, excellent gaming, and a stun gun. I am happy to announce we are there, folks.
Okay, the iPhone does not have a stun gun, but it appears tasers are pretty useless in real life.
It does have Motion X Poker, Zen Pinball: Rollercoaster, Critter Crunch, and freakin’ Super Monkey Ball! Check out The Ultimate Guide to iPhone Games over at Kotaku and get yo’ ass an iPhone already!
“There’s Mimi, and Baby… MONKEY BALL!”
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