Archive for: May, 2009

  • The 2009 Kotaku E3 Party

    Posted: 05/27/2009

    Meat Bun is sponsoring the the 2009 Kotaku E3 Party, and we want you there.  We are going to lower your inhibitions by plying you with free drinks (while our poor little credit card holds up), then Happy Hour kicks in, Yo!  Kinda like the feeling when VTEC kicks in…

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    Soon you’ll be chatting away, hitting on Leigh Alexander (or Mike depending on how you swing).  You’ll be feeling so damn good you might even almost miss the new yet-to-be-released deluxe Meat Bun shirts available.  But you will most definitely notice the music stylings of our good friend, Mike Z., a.k.a Special Attack.

    The Golden Gopher is a swank spot worth the trip alone.  Add some tasty libations on our dime, and you ain’t got no excuse to miss this.  So head downtown on May 31st and we’ll see you there.

  • A House Divided

    Posted: 05/10/2009

    Mike and I usually agree on most things, especially when it’s video game related.  But a recent conversation about PlayStation Home found us on opposite sides of an issue.  Maybe it was that we were overly hungry, waiting an hour to be seated at Red Square in the Mandalay Bay hotel (way overpriced, and sub-par at that if you were wondering).  Mike seems to think Home is a colossal waste of time, money, and energy; completely impotent in it’s ability to move any PS3s.  And he’s not alone, our pal who was joining us totally backed him up.  They both predict Home will be about as popular as Sony’s handling of the Star Wars franchise with SOE’s Star Wars Galaxies Online.  Ouch.

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    What they fail to realize, I think, is that there are a lot of MMO fans out there.  Having been one, I can honestly say what appeals to this style of gamer is collecting loot, and surprisingly sometimes hanging out and doing nothing.  Sony got this concept a while ago, and added apartments to all their MMOs that served as a showcase for your spoils.  Now they are opening this option up to the console crowd.  A whole new market of gamers will be able to upgrade their avatar’s wardrobe, and fill their virtual pad with virtual, yet working arcade machines like Galaxian or DigDug.  “Quests” like the Japanese Home’s Siren mini-game are actually fun!   Complete it, and now your avatar can walk around as an undead zombie nurse (or at least wear the same nasty puss-filled outfit).  It was quite an accomplishment to pull off in the non-localized version, and then import it to the US version.  Spoiler map below.  But now it’s coming to our shores, so forget trying to translate it with your limited Japanese gleaned from hours of watching hentai.

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    On May 14th to May 21st, Home will allow you to upgrade your pad to the setup pictured below.  Yes, that is a giant tree with a face rooted in your new courtyard.  Questionable coolness aside, you can not beat the price: free.  With your new digs on the cheap, maybe you can switch out of your puss-filled zombie nurse outfit, once the novelty wears off, and buy some Diesel branded texture mapping for your virtual personification.

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  • Walking Mira (cranberry)

    Walking Mira (cranberry)

    Maria and Mira just taking an evening stroll through beautiful downtown Silent Hill. Illustrated by lovely and talented Kinuko. Portion of the proceeds go to What's Up Dog LA via Press Paws.

  • The Mimic (orange)

    The Mimic (orange)

    Don't open that chest! It's actually a horrific thing that's hungry enough to eat you, armor and all. But ever wonder what's inside that horrific thing? The kaiju anatomy of a Mimic explains everything.

    Design by Dan Dussault and Meat Bun.

  • Ceaseless Discharge (black)

    Ceaseless Discharge (black)

    Back in high school, I used to listen to nothing but Ceaseless Discharge on cassette. Their earlier stuff was way better, but the Daughters of Chaos tour was the most metal show I've ever been to.

    Design by Dan Dussault and Christophe Szpajdel.

  • Pure Black Tendency (red ink)

    Pure Black Tendency (red ink)

    Show the world what a rotten, murderous soul you've become by proudly displaying your character tendency.

    Designed by Christophe Szpajdel.

  • Kotaku Logo (black)

    Kotaku Logo (black)

    This shirt can render literally hundreds of polygons — complete with colored bloom lighting — at 60 Hz without even having to tap into its math co-processor. Impress your friends with your FLOPS prowess.

    Kotaku logo 3D model by Patrick Gerrity.

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    Everybody loves sequels. So, Kotaku-tan is back, choosing the barbarian class and ready to smash trolls of all breeds with her bloody banhammer.

    Designed by Dan Dussault.

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  • Formula Zero (tri-indigo)

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    Show us your moves and your support of Team Falcon with this vintage — yet somehow time paradoxically futuristic — style F-Zero inspired tee.

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    Ha! Where's he going?! He's in his little car all "vroom." Haha. Guys.

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    A pissed-off ape with the skill to drive a car that's capable of launching an explosive turtle shell would be a terrifying thing, don't you fink?

    Designed by Nina "space coyote" Matsumoto.

  • Peel Out (black)

    Peel Out (black)

    A pissed-off ape with the skill to drive a car that's capable of launching an explosive turtle shell would be a terrifying thing, don't you fink?

    Designed by Nina "space coyote" Matsumoto.

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    HORNET lives for speed, finding true happiness while trading paint in a crowded stock car race. Considers himself a "high-class" racer, but has no problem getting his tires dirty. Excels at hand-to-hand combat and crack shot with a light phaser. With a rolling start, he can reach speeds of 201 miles per hour.

    Designed by Nina "space coyote" Matsumoto.

  • Daytonabot (black)

    Daytonabot (black)

    "I make a lot of left turns, but I fight for what's right."

    HORNET lives for speed, finding true happiness while trading paint in a crowded stock car race. Considers himself a "high-class" racer, but has no problem getting his tires dirty. Excels at hand-to-hand combat and crack shot with a light phaser. With a rolling start, he can reach speeds of 201 miles per hour.

    Designed by Nina "space coyote" Matsumoto.

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    Grab your girl, put the top down, crank up your favorite "Splash Wave" radio station and let the magical sound shower wash over you like a passing breeze...

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    Grab your girl, put the top down and crank up your favorite "Splash Wave" radio station and let the magical sound shower wash over you like a passing breeze...

  • Ninja Magic (black)

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    Year three of most ninjutsu schools places a heavy emphasis on skateboarding. How else do you think Joe Musashi knew how to pull off all those sweet hoverboard moves in Return of the Ninja Master? Old Joe has no problem nailing a 720.

  • Ninja Magic (red)

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    Year three of most ninjutsu schools places a heavy emphasis on skateboarding. How else do you think Joe Musashi knew how to pull off all those sweet hoverboard moves in Return of the Ninja Master? Old Joe has no problem nailing a 720.

  • The Year 20XX (black)

    The Year 20XX (black)

    Heavy Metal magazine and Hajime Sorayama taught us at a young age that, in the future, sexy lady robots will be the norm. Our tribute to foxy droid girls imagines one futuristic scenario in which The Guardian Legend and The Bride of Pinbot get it on.

  • Beautiful Spring (red)

    Beautiful Spring (red)

    Painted by a Chinese propaganda artist for Meat Bun, this poster reminds us: “Never forget enmity between the classes. Hold the gun tightly in your hands.” Part of the Communist Combo Pack.

  • 4th Gen (black)

    4th Gen (black)

    4th Gen is back! Proudly show off your love of the 16-bit era, gaming's Golden Age. Printed with silver foil and gold metallic ink. Now if I could only find my copy of Kizuna Encounter...

  • Ninjawarrior (blood red)

    Ninjawarrior (blood red)

    This Japanese ukiyo-e print reads: A revolution broke out and everything came to an end. The troubled country seemed to be finished by the death of the wicked machines. But peace did not come. Because ninjawarriors, they are the immortal murder machines.

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