Archive for: December, 2008

  • l4d_goty1.jpgIt didn’t take long for Left 4 Dead to become my favorite game of 2008. Despite playing some fifty hours of Grand Theft Auto IV, probably as much Peggle Nights and possibly even more Team Fortress 2, no game from 2008 was as perfect as Valve and Turtle Rock’s latest shooter. It’s not just that I happen to love things zombie related, particularly the dread of the Fast Zombie, but that Valve seems to have locked the rule set down so tightly and honed the look and feel so expertly, that to look back upon its development, when it existed in other incarnations, makes one realize it couldn’t have been so perfect unless it was released as it was.

    Yeah, I’m calling it my Game of the Year!

    It’s amazing the amount of personality Valve and Turtle Rock were able to pack into the four survivors with so little dialogue and traditional character development techniques. Same for the infected — each one is a thrill to play and feels completely unique.

    Oh sure, they could have let us play “Death Toll” and “Dead Air” in multiplayer versus and I personally wouldn’t mind some new weapon options, but listening to the developer commentary is full of so many “I’m so glad they didn’t do that!” moments. And Valve loves to keep adding content to its games year after year, so I’m extremely excited to see what they offer us in 2009.

    My Xbox Live gamertag is Meat Bun Mike and my Steam ID is Geek if you want to give co-op on expert a go sometime. I wouldn’t mind some better teammates…

    Speaking of zombies, looks like I’ll be playing my possible GotY for 2009, Resident Evil 5, next week in Vegas. For the first time, finally. Good times.

  • SPACE DEADBEEF

    Posted: 12/15/2008

    Wait, what?

    Is there seriously a game named SPACE DEADBEEF?  The answer is yes, and it’s excellent.  It is created by Yuji Yasuhara.  Yuji worked with the folks over at Polyphony Digital on a sleeper hit called Gran Tursimo.  But according to an 2006 interview with GameAxis, “Yuji Yasuhara’s favorite genre is not driving games, but shooters.”

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    So what do we have here?  An amazing little side-scrolling shooter for the iPhone, reminiscent of R-Type, U.N. Squadron, or Darius.  And you can’t beat the price.  For exactly zero dollars, you can download and be playing this gem of a game.  More exciting than that is its refreshing control scheme.  You target and maneuver the ship by touch.  Missiles will lock on to the hostile target of your choice, and fire upon release of your finger.  What results is a beautiful volley of contrails raining destruction.  But what goes around, comes around.  One hit, and you are toast.

    This game has a modern, clean aesthetic fitting to its Gran Tursimo lineage.  I imagine SPACE DEADBEEF also steals a page from the GT playbook in it being a prologue to a future, more robust game, hopefully with tilt control and power-ups.

  • Fresh Meat – Series 2

    Posted: 12/08/2008

    We made you some new shirts.

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    No need to thank us, really, it’s our pleasure.  We enjoy creating the shirts we wish existed, but someone neglected to make (until now!).

    Speaking of things we wish existed, our advertising budget may be equivalent to an 11-year-old’s allowance, but that hasn’t kept the word from getting out about Meat Bun.  We love that many of you are repeat customers, and even referring your friends!  That means a hell of a lot to us.  We’ll keep trading in our valuable gaming hours coming up with these designs (though our backlog of unfinished games is getting pretty out of hand).

    As always, everything is designed and manufactured in California.  Please enjoy!

  • Real Life Mario Kart

    Posted: 12/06/2008

    French jackass Remi Gaillard is completely hilarious. The banana peels and the speed camera at the end push this clip over the top!

Featured Products

  • Walking Mira (cranberry)

    Walking Mira (cranberry)

    Maria and Mira just taking an evening stroll through beautiful downtown Silent Hill. Illustrated by lovely and talented Kinuko. Portion of the proceeds go to What's Up Dog LA via Press Paws.

  • The Mimic (orange)

    The Mimic (orange)

    Don't open that chest! It's actually a horrific thing that's hungry enough to eat you, armor and all. But ever wonder what's inside that horrific thing? The kaiju anatomy of a Mimic explains everything.

    Design by Dan Dussault and Meat Bun.

  • Ceaseless Discharge (black)

    Ceaseless Discharge (black)

    Back in high school, I used to listen to nothing but Ceaseless Discharge on cassette. Their earlier stuff was way better, but the Daughters of Chaos tour was the most metal show I've ever been to.

    Design by Dan Dussault and Christophe Szpajdel.

  • Pure Black Tendency (red ink)

    Pure Black Tendency (red ink)

    Show the world what a rotten, murderous soul you've become by proudly displaying your character tendency.

    Designed by Christophe Szpajdel.

  • Dash Princess (natural)

    Dash Princess (natural)

    In some darker alternate reality, Peach is the queen of the asphalt, leader of a gang of street tough Toads... and mortal enemy of Bowser's bikers. Safe for family functions.

    Designed by Dan Dussault.

  • Kotaku Logo (black)

    Kotaku Logo (black)

    This shirt can render literally hundreds of polygons — complete with colored bloom lighting — at 60 Hz without even having to tap into its math co-processor. Impress your friends with your FLOPS prowess.

    Kotaku logo 3D model by Patrick Gerrity.

  • Kotaku-tan II (black)

    Kotaku-tan II (black)

    Everybody loves sequels. So, Kotaku-tan is back, choosing the barbarian class and ready to smash trolls of all breeds with her bloody banhammer.

    Designed by Dan Dussault.

  • Snack Attack (natural)

    Snack Attack (natural)

    An immoderate indulgence of tasty Japanese treats, featuring the pixel art genius of Paul Robertson.

     

  • Formula Zero (tri-indigo)

    Formula Zero (tri-indigo)

    Show us your moves and your support of Team Falcon with this vintage — yet somehow time paradoxically futuristic — style F-Zero inspired tee.

  • Meat Bun Kart (natural)

    Meat Bun Kart (natural)

    Ha! Where's he going?! He's in his little car all "vroom." Haha. Guys.

    Designed by Maré Odomo.

  • Peel Out (banana)

    Peel Out (banana)

    A pissed-off ape with the skill to drive a car that's capable of launching an explosive turtle shell would be a terrifying thing, don't you fink?

    Designed by Nina "space coyote" Matsumoto.

  • Peel Out (black)

    Peel Out (black)

    A pissed-off ape with the skill to drive a car that's capable of launching an explosive turtle shell would be a terrifying thing, don't you fink?

    Designed by Nina "space coyote" Matsumoto.

  • Daytonabot (blue)

    Daytonabot (blue)

    "I make a lot of left turns, but I fight for what's right."

    HORNET lives for speed, finding true happiness while trading paint in a crowded stock car race. Considers himself a "high-class" racer, but has no problem getting his tires dirty. Excels at hand-to-hand combat and crack shot with a light phaser. With a rolling start, he can reach speeds of 201 miles per hour.

    Designed by Nina "space coyote" Matsumoto.

  • Daytonabot (black)

    Daytonabot (black)

    "I make a lot of left turns, but I fight for what's right."

    HORNET lives for speed, finding true happiness while trading paint in a crowded stock car race. Considers himself a "high-class" racer, but has no problem getting his tires dirty. Excels at hand-to-hand combat and crack shot with a light phaser. With a rolling start, he can reach speeds of 201 miles per hour.

    Designed by Nina "space coyote" Matsumoto.

  • Passing Breeze (sunshine)

    Passing Breeze (sunshine)

    Grab your girl, put the top down, crank up your favorite "Splash Wave" radio station and let the magical sound shower wash over you like a passing breeze...

  • Passing Breeze (white)

    Passing Breeze (white)

    Grab your girl, put the top down and crank up your favorite "Splash Wave" radio station and let the magical sound shower wash over you like a passing breeze...

  • Ninja Magic (black)

    Ninja Magic (black)

    Year three of most ninjutsu schools places a heavy emphasis on skateboarding. How else do you think Joe Musashi knew how to pull off all those sweet hoverboard moves in Return of the Ninja Master? Old Joe has no problem nailing a 720.

  • Ninja Magic (red)

    Ninja Magic (red)

    Year three of most ninjutsu schools places a heavy emphasis on skateboarding. How else do you think Joe Musashi knew how to pull off all those sweet hoverboard moves in Return of the Ninja Master? Old Joe has no problem nailing a 720.

  • Needlemouse (tri-blue)

    Needlemouse (tri-blue)

    I don't know. This one seems pretty self-explanatory, don't you think?

  • Needlemouse (tri-black)

    Needlemouse (tri-black)

    I don't know. This one seems pretty self-explanatory, don't you think?

  • The Year 20XX (black)

    The Year 20XX (black)

    Heavy Metal magazine and Hajime Sorayama taught us at a young age that, in the future, sexy lady robots will be the norm. Our tribute to foxy droid girls imagines one futuristic scenario in which The Guardian Legend and The Bride of Pinbot get it on.

  • Beautiful Spring (red)

    Beautiful Spring (red)

    Painted by a Chinese propaganda artist for Meat Bun, this poster reminds us: “Never forget enmity between the classes. Hold the gun tightly in your hands.” Part of the Communist Combo Pack.

  • 4th Gen (black)

    4th Gen (black)

    4th Gen is back! Proudly show off your love of the 16-bit era, gaming's Golden Age. Printed with silver foil and gold metallic ink. Now if I could only find my copy of Kizuna Encounter...

  • Ninjawarrior (blood red)

    Ninjawarrior (blood red)

    This Japanese ukiyo-e print reads: A revolution broke out and everything came to an end. The troubled country seemed to be finished by the death of the wicked machines. But peace did not come. Because ninjawarriors, they are the immortal murder machines.

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