Archive for: October, 2007

  • Folksoul vs. Folklore

    Posted: 10/22/2007

    Every once in a while there’s something that really highlights the cultural divide between the American and the Japanese consumer, and I just got to eat 1.26GB worth of it.

    I loved the Japanese demo of Folksoul.  You start off as shy girl Ellen, walking around a strange town, wearing your plaid skirt with red tights.  After meeting some of the colorful locals, you are gently guided towards your new destiny (and sexy outfit transformation animation sequence).

    Poor, shy, Ellen.

    In the American demo of Folklore, you start off hopped up on powerful souls, calling in motherfucking airstrikes from A10 Warthogs equiped with airborne radar systems.  America, FUCK YEAH!

    Shock and awe!

  • An Auto Fashion Collision

    Posted: 10/17/2007

    I love BEAMS T. I love their ‘Art for Everyday’ philosophy. My first trip to Japan I made sure to make a pilgrimage to their flagship store in Harajuku.

    BEAMS Co. is now into everything. There’s a BEAMS Records, a BEAMS Modern Living, and even a Uniform Circus BEAMS. It’s nice to see BEAMS spreading their rays of light into multiple arenas. But last week I think they jumped the shark with this BEAMS design:

    How cute.

    What the hell is that? The new Subaru Impreza is already having a hard time as it is.  Does it really need to be dressed up like a creamsicle flavored Jelly Belly?

    Now this auto fashion blunder inspired me to do a little digging around the Internets, and what I found is even more disturbing.  A Bathing Ape took one of the sexiest cars on the planet, and made it a complete abomination:

    I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

    This was the 1001 HP, 253 MPH Bugatti Veyron. These hand built cars come in the widest spectrum of color combinations, letting you even customize the supple leather interior in an array of 144 complimentary selections. I have spent hours dreaming up my perfect Veyron, but I am kind of partial to the hyper-rare and paintless Pur Sang version, clothed only in brushed aluminum and clear coated carbon fiber.

    Naked!

    But pink on diseased inner colon was never intended be a color option. Ever. Period.

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  • Walking Mira (cranberry)

    Walking Mira (cranberry)

    Maria and Mira just taking an evening stroll through beautiful downtown Silent Hill. Illustrated by lovely and talented Kinuko. Portion of the proceeds go to What's Up Dog LA via Press Paws.

  • The Mimic (orange)

    The Mimic (orange)

    Don't open that chest! It's actually a horrific thing that's hungry enough to eat you, armor and all. But ever wonder what's inside that horrific thing? The kaiju anatomy of a Mimic explains everything.

    Design by Dan Dussault and Meat Bun.

  • Ceaseless Discharge (black)

    Ceaseless Discharge (black)

    Back in high school, I used to listen to nothing but Ceaseless Discharge on cassette. Their earlier stuff was way better, but the Daughters of Chaos tour was the most metal show I've ever been to.

    Design by Dan Dussault and Christophe Szpajdel.

  • Pure Black Tendency (red ink)

    Pure Black Tendency (red ink)

    Show the world what a rotten, murderous soul you've become by proudly displaying your character tendency.

    Designed by Christophe Szpajdel.

  • Dash Princess (natural)

    Dash Princess (natural)

    In some darker alternate reality, Peach is the queen of the asphalt, leader of a gang of street tough Toads... and mortal enemy of Bowser's bikers. Safe for family functions.

    Designed by Dan Dussault.

  • Kotaku Logo (black)

    Kotaku Logo (black)

    This shirt can render literally hundreds of polygons — complete with colored bloom lighting — at 60 Hz without even having to tap into its math co-processor. Impress your friends with your FLOPS prowess.

    Kotaku logo 3D model by Patrick Gerrity.

  • Kotaku-tan II (black)

    Kotaku-tan II (black)

    Everybody loves sequels. So, Kotaku-tan is back, choosing the barbarian class and ready to smash trolls of all breeds with her bloody banhammer.

    Designed by Dan Dussault.

  • Snack Attack (natural)

    Snack Attack (natural)

    An immoderate indulgence of tasty Japanese treats, featuring the pixel art genius of Paul Robertson.

     

  • Formula Zero (tri-indigo)

    Formula Zero (tri-indigo)

    Show us your moves and your support of Team Falcon with this vintage — yet somehow time paradoxically futuristic — style F-Zero inspired tee.

  • Meat Bun Kart (natural)

    Meat Bun Kart (natural)

    Ha! Where's he going?! He's in his little car all "vroom." Haha. Guys.

    Designed by Maré Odomo.

  • Peel Out (banana)

    Peel Out (banana)

    A pissed-off ape with the skill to drive a car that's capable of launching an explosive turtle shell would be a terrifying thing, don't you fink?

    Designed by Nina "space coyote" Matsumoto.

  • Peel Out (black)

    Peel Out (black)

    A pissed-off ape with the skill to drive a car that's capable of launching an explosive turtle shell would be a terrifying thing, don't you fink?

    Designed by Nina "space coyote" Matsumoto.

  • Daytonabot (blue)

    Daytonabot (blue)

    "I make a lot of left turns, but I fight for what's right."

    HORNET lives for speed, finding true happiness while trading paint in a crowded stock car race. Considers himself a "high-class" racer, but has no problem getting his tires dirty. Excels at hand-to-hand combat and crack shot with a light phaser. With a rolling start, he can reach speeds of 201 miles per hour.

    Designed by Nina "space coyote" Matsumoto.

  • Daytonabot (black)

    Daytonabot (black)

    "I make a lot of left turns, but I fight for what's right."

    HORNET lives for speed, finding true happiness while trading paint in a crowded stock car race. Considers himself a "high-class" racer, but has no problem getting his tires dirty. Excels at hand-to-hand combat and crack shot with a light phaser. With a rolling start, he can reach speeds of 201 miles per hour.

    Designed by Nina "space coyote" Matsumoto.

  • Passing Breeze (sunshine)

    Passing Breeze (sunshine)

    Grab your girl, put the top down, crank up your favorite "Splash Wave" radio station and let the magical sound shower wash over you like a passing breeze...

  • Passing Breeze (white)

    Passing Breeze (white)

    Grab your girl, put the top down and crank up your favorite "Splash Wave" radio station and let the magical sound shower wash over you like a passing breeze...

  • Ninja Magic (black)

    Ninja Magic (black)

    Year three of most ninjutsu schools places a heavy emphasis on skateboarding. How else do you think Joe Musashi knew how to pull off all those sweet hoverboard moves in Return of the Ninja Master? Old Joe has no problem nailing a 720.

  • Ninja Magic (red)

    Ninja Magic (red)

    Year three of most ninjutsu schools places a heavy emphasis on skateboarding. How else do you think Joe Musashi knew how to pull off all those sweet hoverboard moves in Return of the Ninja Master? Old Joe has no problem nailing a 720.

  • Needlemouse (tri-blue)

    Needlemouse (tri-blue)

    I don't know. This one seems pretty self-explanatory, don't you think?

  • Needlemouse (tri-black)

    Needlemouse (tri-black)

    I don't know. This one seems pretty self-explanatory, don't you think?

  • The Year 20XX (black)

    The Year 20XX (black)

    Heavy Metal magazine and Hajime Sorayama taught us at a young age that, in the future, sexy lady robots will be the norm. Our tribute to foxy droid girls imagines one futuristic scenario in which The Guardian Legend and The Bride of Pinbot get it on.

  • Beautiful Spring (red)

    Beautiful Spring (red)

    Painted by a Chinese propaganda artist for Meat Bun, this poster reminds us: “Never forget enmity between the classes. Hold the gun tightly in your hands.” Part of the Communist Combo Pack.

  • 4th Gen (black)

    4th Gen (black)

    4th Gen is back! Proudly show off your love of the 16-bit era, gaming's Golden Age. Printed with silver foil and gold metallic ink. Now if I could only find my copy of Kizuna Encounter...

  • Ninjawarrior (blood red)

    Ninjawarrior (blood red)

    This Japanese ukiyo-e print reads: A revolution broke out and everything came to an end. The troubled country seemed to be finished by the death of the wicked machines. But peace did not come. Because ninjawarriors, they are the immortal murder machines.

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